Astrology

Dear Female Readers: Thank you for dropping by. Your readership is always appreciated, but today I want to talk to the men out there.

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Okay guys, listen up: We have a lot of work to do. Give me a few minutes of your time, and I'll make it worth your while. Beer and nachos will be served afterwards. Read More »

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You and that kiddo of yours get along really well today. You'll make food, they will eat it. They'll dirty the dishes, you'll clean them up. Then they'll push it and try to stay up late and eat pizza until all hours, and you'll say no way! Click "Read More" below to see horoscopes for more sun signs!

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The <b>Four of Swords</b> card reversed suggests that while you might be seeking relief from stagnant romantic conditions, you are not yet ready to let go. Try not to overreact or overdo things in an effort to salvage a broken love connection when you might be better off lying low in order to recharge or calm your nerves. Try not to fall back in this old pattern, but don't go overboard, otherwise in an effort to avoid feeling trapped again you could be scattered or disrespectful. You need to recover your wits before making your next move. Be willing to raise your expectations or overcome fear of rejection, discovery or isolation. If you want to get back in the game or close the book on a previous chapter, look outside of your usual haunts or romantic types. Tune in to your own passion to move forward with a sense of freedom and purpose.

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