Funny on Shine

I survived the 'New Moon' midnight show

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By now, everyone is well aware of "Twilight" mania, but last night, I experienced it firsthand. Oh yes, that's right ... I attended the midnight showing of "

To Hell and back in one date

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As I started writing this blog a flood of memories came crashing down on me about some of the bad dates that I had been on. Now as I look back on it they are all just funny little antidotes of my life, experiences that I will be able to tell people for years and get a laugh out…

I like my men, the same way I like my porn... in a box under my bed, quiet, and always ready for action.

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How do you like your men or women? Let's have fun with this one...

One for the girls

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One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep.. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots, Please no gray And as for my…

What I Know

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Someone very smart once said, "you must write what you know." If I know anything, then what i know are my dreams. My dreams of being better then I am. My dreams of being an actress, of entertaining people. I can illustate said dreams in my mind, like a movie, but i need to show the world…

THE BIG C STRIKES AGAIN

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My goodness, just when I think the world couldn't get any more awful, it does. The big c has struck a relative in what is probably the prime of his life and things don't look good, not at all. He has stage 3 or 4 cancer of the lung, but not really cancer of the lung, it's an…

How to Make Friends at Work

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While regularly greeting coworkers, even if you have seen them for the gazillionth time, can help heighten your popularity around the water cooler, a surefire way to get noticed and catapult your social status is by showing your character through cubicle décor. Cluster even a few of these…