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Monday, September 8, 2008

Top 5 things we learned from watching VH1's Top 20 Countdown

1. If you want to be a sexy woman, lie passively on the floor, with one knee bent, writhing gently but not too much, touching your face a lot and just waiting to be penetrated: see Leona Lewis, Katy Perry, and Delta Goodrem for lessons.

2. Love means never having to be tasteful, smart, or faithful. Nor does it mean having to explain the sock you've stuffed in your pants.

3. Sleeping with Gwen Stefani doesn't guarantee you a decent music video director.

4. When a little girl grows up, the most she should aspire to be is a famous movie star who drives nice cars and has big boobies. We don't care that all the lyric sites say it's "groupies" (not that that's any better), the last line of that Pussycat Dolls chorus is "I wanna have boobies," fer sure. ----- saving the world, becoming president, curing cancer or ending hunger--being a sex symbol has its nobility.

5. Boys get Botoxed beyond recognition too (see Jordan from Old Kids on the Block for details).


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  • Liekki's Avatar
    Posted by Liekki Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:41pm PDT

    Hahahahaha, wow.

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  • li_rey's Avatar
    Posted by li_rey Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:05am PDT

    really amusing.......but the first tip is absolutely true

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  • priaanca's Avatar
    Posted by priaanca Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:08am PDT

    very good but i dont think that it matters to have a big or small breasts

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  • msandly's Avatar
    Posted by msandly Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:23am PDT

    the first and the second are really interesting))

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  • cialaroya@rocketmail.com's Avatar
    Posted by cialaroya@rocketmail.com Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:40am PDT

    hahahaha... cool:)

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  • ksatish.chary's Avatar
    Posted by ksatish.chary Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:07am PDT

    hi, this k satish

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  • Lynzee's Avatar
    Posted by Lynzee Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:50am PDT

    Thank GOD someone else thinks that song says BOOBIES too! I've listened to it time and time again- and I titally- I mean totally agree. Great post ladies!

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  • Nicki S's Avatar
    Posted by Nicki S Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:01am PDT

    well, if you look at the video, when they are supposedly saying "groupies" they are framing their boobies with their hands. so we are not crazy! i told my husband the other day i can already see numerous dance and cheer squads using that song for a routine. so sad.

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  • DLW's Avatar
    Posted by DLW Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:40pm PDT

    That PCD video is OBNOXIOUS!! Like its not enough that they're barely wearing any clothes, they have to be dancing on cars!!?? lol

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  • lamax2k's Avatar
    Posted by lamax2k Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:24pm PDT

    thats cool

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