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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Top 10 things you never want to hear after a first kiss

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10. No way, you had spinach for lunch too?!

9. I think I swallowed your filling.

8. Thanks, I'd been meaning to floss!

7. Care for a mint?

6. Need a Kleenex? You've got a saliva mustache.

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5. Cold sores aren't the same thing as oral herpes, right??

4. That reminds me, I have to do a load of laundry tonight.

3. Huh.

2. My mom would love you.

1. Wanna ----- ? (Okay, so maybe it's just the ladies who'd be bummed to hear this...)

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Comments 1-10 of 26
  • playinnroses's Avatar
    Posted by playinnroses Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:05am PDT

    very funny....how about hay want your buble gum back?

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  • skaplan4584's Avatar
    Posted by skaplan4584 Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:14am PDT

    Thank you for removing your tongue from my esophagus

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  • lilsexysiss995's Avatar
    Posted by lilsexysiss995 Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:57am PDT

    how bout......do you wanna swap spit again

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  • cadychocolatelover's Avatar
    Posted by cadychocolatelover Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:09pm PDT

    How's this:

    wow you are a much worse/better kisser than my ex

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  • joshsmom's Avatar
    Posted by joshsmom Fri Jul 18, 2008 3:35pm PDT

    "Did you hear that?.... I think that's my wife"

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  • Chris Amos's Avatar
    Posted by Chris Amos Sat Jul 19, 2008 8:42pm PDT

    How About this:

    I can't do this (Then Runs off to somewhere.)

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  • graylady's Avatar
    Posted by graylady Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:28pm PDT

    Hmmmmmmm,did you have galic today

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  • graylady's Avatar
    Posted by graylady Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:29pm PDT

    Hmmmmmmm,did you have garlic today

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  • saq's Avatar
    Posted by saq Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:55am PDT

    great entertainment

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  • chevygirl_mb's Avatar
    Posted by chevygirl_mb Sun Jul 20, 2008 3:59am PDT

    so you want to come up?

    -um no i suddenly remembered i have to (insert lie here)...now

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