Love + Sex
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Things (not) to say during sex
partner
If
you've ever wanted a bit of help figuring out what's dirty sexy
talk and what's just plain weird, then this "Things
to Say During Sex" flow chart by comedian Doogie Horner may
help. He categorizes all dirty talk as either "good," "bad," or
"meh" (hilarious example of the latter: "Thanks for that").
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And each phrase or term fits into a category, from religious
to animal noises to swear words to foreign words to--one of our
favorites--"rhetorical questions" (you know..."Who's your Daddy?").
So lion noises are good, sheep noises, not so much. And if you
wanna rut like a T-Rex, then go for it, according to Doogie, though
he recommends skipping the whale sounds. For the record, however,
we have to say that dirty talk is largely subjective and most
definitely contextual. So while we agree with Doogie that we can't
really imagine a situation in which "I rule at f*cking" or "Wanna
suck this sh*t?" would go down well (the latter is one of the
no-no's in the rhetorical questions category), we're not so sure
that we'd
completely rule out "Hello vicar."
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Posted by Susie Wed Sep 3, 2008 10:00am PDT
LOL....I don't think you should say to your guy' "Are you done yet?"
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Posted by crysta Wed Sep 3, 2008 12:01pm PDT
LOL what about when the guy ask you did you cum yet i think he should alredy know that.
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Posted by Susie Wed Sep 3, 2008 12:23pm PDT
LOL....I've never had anyone aske me that....I tend to get kind of loud...they know.......lol
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Posted by TeeteeT Wed Sep 3, 2008 12:25pm PDT
Hey how bout this one? Did you put it in yet I cant feel it? LOL
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Posted by irishlas Wed Sep 3, 2008 12:33pm PDT
I had a guy ask me that also, I mean yeah they should really know, esp cause I also get kinda loud,lol.
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Posted by princess Wed Sep 3, 2008 1:16pm PDT
Just a few nights ago, my b/f kept saying during sex, "I'm so glad I'm a Man!" But, there is one thing that he'll always say: "Ride this d**K baby!" Not too romantic, huh?
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Posted by Wed Sep 3, 2008 1:38pm PDT
buddy, buddy, buddy, buddy rockin every where
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Posted by Cherie Wed Sep 3, 2008 1:47pm PDT
LMAO...or baby I think you are too wet!! How about maybe you are to little!!!
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