Love + Sex
Saturday, November 28, 2009
The 10 Worst TV Shows to Come On While You’re Having Sex
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In honor of the beginning of the fall TV season, we present our
top picks for the
most sexy-mood-destroying TV shows:
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Gossip Girl — Because who can possibly compete
with fantasy, airbrushed sex like that? It’s enough to make your
own sex life feel positively black and white.
- The Office — The butt-clenching stress that
results from all the second-hand embarrassment makes for good
comedy...but bad sex. Especially if you’re knocking on the back
door.
- Supernanny — We guess that this show
could be classified as the best contraceptive device ever,
but one episode might be enough to convince you that even a condom
plus two back-up methods isn’t safe enough.
- The O’Reilly Factor — If we need to explain
this one, you need more help than we can provide.
- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit — Unless
you’re a necrophiliac, this show really should not turn
you on. Please tell us it doesn’t.
- The Family Guy — Because it would really suck
to learn that your relationship fails the Stewie Test; i.e. is the
sex more engrossing than a baby with a football-shaped head and a
British accent who’s bent on world domination?
- Sunday Night Football and/or
Dancing with the Stars and/or The
Bachelor – The only thing worse than both of you
wanting to watch TV instead of having sex? When one partner is
really into the sex, and the other is watching TV over their
shoulder…
- Madmen — This show makes us crave whiskey and
cigarettes and equal pay for equal work, but we have yet to see an
episode that has made us crave sex. Then again, we suppose some
people might consider this show an excellent springboard for
roleplaying.
- Lost — We can barely chew gum at the same time
as trying to keep up with all the plot twists in this show — forget
about having an orgasm!
- The View — Do you really want to risk any of
these women accidentally becoming part of your fantasy life?
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Posted by Neni Tue Sep 8, 2009 5:40pm PDT
I can agree to all except sunday night football... Both the hubby and I spend all day watching. We can concentrate on each other while it's on..and when our team's up it's even better!
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Posted by Robert Tue Sep 8, 2009 5:51pm PDT
If you get distracted by what's on TV then the sex probably isn't that good anyways.
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Posted by tags Tue Sep 8, 2009 7:56pm PDT
Football and nascar on in the background can be fun - the noises, commentators, SCORE! it's all good.
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Posted by Luppe Tue Sep 8, 2009 9:09pm PDT
Lol! I have to agree with the answer "steelworker 216" posted!
If the whatevers on TV is more exciting then the sex ur having then ur in trouble! :-)
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Posted by Isha-Chan Tue Sep 8, 2009 10:14pm PDT
How many people leave the TV on while they're having sex in the first place? O_o
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Posted by pwsgirl Wed Sep 9, 2009 4:52am PDT
I agree with Isha-Chan--why would anyone have the TV on while they are having sex? Seems a little odd to me.
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Posted by Zom-B Wed Sep 9, 2009 5:32am PDT
Why on Earth would you leave the TV on while you're having sex?
Unless you're both watching porn while you're going at it...THAT'S always fun.
But apart from that....pretty stupid.
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Posted by DeadlyPoison Wed Sep 9, 2009 6:32am PDT
My boyfriend and I always turn off the tv when we're starting to get hot and bothered. Sex is about intimacy, connecting, and oh yeah..FUN. Having the TV on I imagine are for people who get bored while having sex so they'll have something to watch in the meanwhile.
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Posted by swt19dreams Wed Sep 9, 2009 7:27am PDT
Haha. This really made me laugh because its happened to me. My ex and I were having some fun before our show came on and here Family Guy came on tv. It wasn't distracting or anything, except it was the episode about abstinence and they started the fad of doing it in the ear. Real disgusting yes, but it did catch us off guard. I mean it's sort of hard to stay focus on having sex when when the background is a show talking about abstinence!
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Posted by None Wed Sep 9, 2009 10:23am PDT
IDK about ya'll but I am sex starved, I'll take sex over any tv at this moment!!! HAHAHA,
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