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Thursday, November 26, 2009

Please, take your socks off.

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This blog comes from a recent conversation I had with a friend of mine about men who leave their socks on while doing the nasty.

It is one thing to keep your socks on if you are only half undressed. Maybe we're doing it somewhere we shouldn't be and you've got your pants around your ankles. Who knows? I suppose I can't see your socks that way anyway. However, stripping all the way down but leaving your socks on is just extremely awkward and, quite honestly, unacceptable.

And God help you if you are wearing dirty white ankle socks. Nothing can be more distracting than constantly having to wonder what the heck you were doing that your socks are so damned dirty while you're on top of me. Forgive me if this doesn't exactly put me in the right mood.

Just take them off.

 
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