Synoposis:
Thanksgiving, some old person in the family will bust out, "Crystal what happend to that nice young man you used to date?" Or You aren't married/ kids etc.. (fill in the blanks) then I ususally look at my elders/parents and others present and say "Shut the F*&K up!"... But this year I need idea's SHINE**
Some relative proof things to say to this BS> lol
Christmas- While Chestnuts won't be roasting on my open fire.... I will be thinking should I put up decoreations or not.. Live tree or not..Heck Who will cut the darn tree if I wanted a live one .. ME?Agggrhrh!! Should I dress up in my usuall Jazzy* glitter attire or like an elf, and do my ususal community service.??? I want someone to lay on this zebra rug with me and look at these fantastic ornaments....
New Year's..... NEED I SAY WHAT HAPPENS AT THE STROKE OF 12:00AM SOOOOO SHINE IN ORDER FOR ME NOT TO GO IN HIDING TILL 2010.... help me shine....
Jazzy in the bed, with lounge clothes on....
C~
