Love + Sex

Friday, November 27, 2009

Alright, this is a baseball question, for the ladies..:)..What happens when a player,..slides into home plate? I know that you all love baseball,..Right?

He's up to bat, an squeaks out a long fly hit, waaay back, an deep. He makes it out of the batters box, to get to first base, an on to second base, an breaking a sweat. Moving forward in furious fashion, he is approaching third base, an after hustling, he's a bit winded but he can see the catcher blocking the way, as he comes closer to rounding the bases. He realizes that he has to slide, an with legs all over the place he,....What?

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  • Ms. Crys*'s Avatar
    Posted by Ms. Crys* Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:01pm PST

    ........as you say, you know when to "Sauce the Gravy" when your company is more than a lady..... soooo Sauce it up!! lol

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  • urassismine2's Avatar
    Posted by urassismine2 Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:26pm PST

    Hello lady,..Thats what I'm attempting to do tonight. To bring some sporting flavor to the stadium, with hopes that a crowd will come,..An root a team on,..either team at all.. A light saucing of the gravy, requires that it has to stirred, to get all of the lumps out, an most importantly, in always takes time...

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  • Katie's Avatar
    Posted by Katie Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:27pm PST

    is SAFE!!!!!!!! Yeah don't know what I am talk about if it is some dude off of the Colorado Rockies he won't be safe cause I am there bad luck charm.....Good post even though I have no clue on why I said SAFE but it was fun to say SAFE!!!!!!!!

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  • Sucha's Avatar
    Posted by Sucha Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:30pm PST

    What???, lolzz, don't chu dare! I'm serious.........lmao, gud nite man!

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  • Katie's Avatar
    Posted by Katie Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:35pm PST

    Yeah sorry I am HYPER I have way to much sugar which isn't good right now for me..........See a later!

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  • urassismine2's Avatar
    Posted by urassismine2 Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:41pm PST

    Ummm,..Thank you katie. Just read the manuel on baseball,..As long as its fun..

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  • urassismine2's Avatar
    Posted by urassismine2 Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:44pm PST

    Yeahhh Sucha,..Goodnight lady..Tommorow is going to be a great day...:0

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  • Katie's Avatar
    Posted by Katie Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:53pm PST

    Okay I will where do you buy one at??

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  • VeeBee's Avatar
    Posted by VeeBee Wed Nov 4, 2009 4:57pm PST

    Who cares about baseball? I much rather be having sex instead... with a deserving person of course! I like the analogy though. I hope you hit a home run or better yet a....GRAND SLAM!! I wonder how many RBI's you've had ;).... lol

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  • dolphin™'s Avatar
    Posted by dolphin™ Wed Nov 4, 2009 5:01pm PST

    Suicide slide

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