Four years later, after going through lots of therapy and penning a memoir about his neurotic obsession entitled Year of the c--- , Wieder is finally at peace with his size. In fact, he's even able to joke about it. He recently published a list of the "13 Greatest Things About Having A Small Penis" on Asylum (with items including: "10. You can relate to women better because you more or less have a vagina." and "7. You have a fourteen percent better chance of talking your significant other into backdoor action.") Backdoor For Beginners
We like Wieder's positive attitude and sense of humor. So much, that after reading his list, we couldn't help but feel inspired to write our own about another small something that gets its share of uncharitable jokes. We've decided to call it: "7 Greatest Things About Having A Small Rack."
7. While all your girlfriends complain about their giant drooping breasts reaching their knees, you can feel good about the fact that your small drooping breasts will never make it past your waist.
6. Your chest has that chic Kate Moss look, and you didn't even need to snort cocaine to make it happen.
5. Two words, with regard to men: eye contact.
4. No need to buy new bras after fourth grade.
3. Hours of fun as you and your man fight over who has
the bigger breasts.
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2. Nothing impeding the fabulous view of your gut.
1. The joy of being described by others as a girl with a pretty face and a really great personality.
Readers, what are some other benefits to having a small chest?
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Written by Kristen Meinzer for YourTango.com.