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Sunday, November 8, 2009

5 Types of Women Who Get Dumped

We loved Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo together and are bummed about their trip to Splitsville. Now, we're not saying Jess falls into one of these categories, but in Cosmo's article, "Guys Uncensored: The Dirty Truth About Dumping You," men reveal the five types of women who practically ask to be booted.

Could you be one of these types?

1. The Dryer Sheet.

She clings to her guy so tightly that no matter where he goes or who he's with he can't shake her loose. Guys crave freedom, so a Dryer Sheet chick can suffocate a man's style. Even if he tells you that he loves spending time with you or wants you around, consider backing off when you don't have to.

2. The Nutcase.

She heavily flirts with dudes in front of her guy to rile him up and likes screaming at him in public for things like making her go home after she passed out at the bar. Men hate drama and don't want to feel like they're in an episode of "The Hills." No matter how fired up you are about something, keep your cool. Or else...!

3. The Full Discloser.

She tells her beau about her menstrual cycle, the eating habits of her three cats, and how many guys she's slept with since losing her virginity at 17. It's nice to feel like your boyfriend is a best friend, but a little mystery goes a long way. There are just some things you should never tell him.

4. The Drama Queen.

She constantly tests her beau by threatening to break up with him. Then when he tries to dump her, she has a meltdown in the middle of the restaurant. This type sounds similar to The Nutcase, but is more emotional, rather than just psycho. If you feel like your relationship is a rollercoaster, consider analyzing why you go through these torturous, insecure moments. Chances are, you just need a little reassurance that your guy cares about you. Be upfront with your man and tell him you need consistent reassurance and affection. And then find out the 8 Love Truths every girl must know!

5. The Timekeeper.

There's never enough "our time" for her; she pouts when her guy is with friends or works overtime. This type is similar to The Dryer Sheet, but can be more manipulative. How often do you give your guy guilt trips? If you're in the habit of keeping watch of his every move and getting upset when you're not numero uno on his priority list, you could be a Timekeeper. Busy yourself with other projects, honey.

More from Cosmopolitan.com:

Why Guys Dump Girls They Dig
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How to Get Over Him: The No B.S. Guide
Breakups can cause even the most cool, collected chick to curl into a fetal position on the floor for days. If you've recently gone from coupledom to splitsville, read on.

The Secret Happy Couples Know
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Why Love Can Make You Crazy
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  • PopIconography04's Avatar
    Posted by PopIconography04 Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:14pm PDT

    Wow. This article--and Cosmopolitan magazine in general--is the epitome of nonsense. Whoever wrote this clearly must be crying themselves to sleep at night because they never landed a REAL journalism job. Loser!

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  • swphome's Avatar
    Posted by swphome Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:41pm PDT

    Yup... to ALL of the above.

    And, by your comment, PopIconography04, my I safely assume that you are none of the above?

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  • fools_and_sages's Avatar
    Posted by fools_and_sages Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:50pm PDT

    Um. . . .All of these categories apply to guys as well. In fact, three of four apply to my last boyfriend. He was a dryer sheet, a drama queen, a timekeeper, and a nutcase. If he would have been a full discloser, I wouldn't have gone out with him a second time--never mind spend 18 months of my life with him.

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  • Shopper Mom's Avatar
    Posted by Shopper Mom Mon Jul 13, 2009 5:57pm PDT

    I amso tired of your advice to the celebrities.

    This article is like so many that I keep harping on ...on Yahoo.

    We are real people out here...we're NOT Hollywood.

    GET REAL. We Are .

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  • anonymous whatever's Avatar
    Posted by anonymous whatever Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:42pm PDT

    Your comment said it all you must be on The Hills or on Tv or a Celebrity to be a pathetic label. Rule of thumb if you are not planning to get married, don't date. Dating is for serious and mature minded individuals who want to be in a committed relationship. Stop looking so desperate. It's pathetic. Besides Immaturity is Obvious when you want a Barbie and Ken themed birthday party when you are 29 years old.. Grow up hag! No wonder he ran the other way.

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  • Kate's Avatar
    Posted by Kate Mon Jul 13, 2009 8:47pm PDT

    What about the five men types and why they get dumped? Do only women get dumped? OMG, this is so sad...

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  • Joseph's Avatar
    Posted by Joseph Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:15pm PDT

    My Lady doesn,t fit into any of these categories. She,s independent, intelligent, caring, beautiful,and resourceful...she is definately a keeper!!

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  • JoKTM's Avatar
    Posted by JoKTM Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:51am PDT

    Jessica got dumped because she bought Tony a boat for his b-day and he didnt want to compete. Remember you get to keep gifts.

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  • KittyKat's Avatar
    Posted by KittyKat Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:53am PDT

    I dont know. I know my man doesnt like a clinger. He likes to have his space now and then.

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  • Rowdygirl's Avatar
    Posted by Rowdygirl Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:04am PDT

    If he wasn't planning on marrying her, then he did her a favor. He could have done the marriage thing, and then cheated. She's better off now, instead of later.

    If a guy doesn't know FOR SURE that he's ready to commit, then he needs to get out before he causes permanent damage. If more people, men AND women, did this there would fewer divorces.

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