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Sex Sin #1: Squeamishness
Most people have their most intense orgasms by way of oral sex.
With that said, refusing to
give your partner oral sex is unforgivable. Women who jump five
feet if a drop of semen dares to land somewhere it supposedly
shouldn't will top any man's list of Girls I Never Want to
Sleep with Again. How could it possibly be a
turn-on for a guy to see a woman approach his penis with her nose
crinkled up and an "Ew!" expression on her face?
Get over It
If you're worried about smell ‑- his or your own ‑- pounce on him straight after a shower. Solve any gagging problems by using a position where you're in control (for example, he stands in front of you while you sit on the bed facing him with one hand holding his penis as you take him in your mouth). As for swallowing, most men won't mind if you don't, so long as there's an appealing alternative. If that's the case, try removing your mouth as you continue to stimulate him with your hand, and let him ejaculate elsewhere on your body or his. Yes, there will be a mess ‑- but sex is messy. And the sooner you accept that there's no way to avoid ending up sweaty and smudged, with stained, crumpled sheets, the better.
Sex Sin #2: Fear of Experimentation
Your partner wants you to dress up as a waitress? Lick pumpkin pie from
his navel? Play a game of
naked Twister ? Resist your usual knee-jerk reaction, and
instead of asking, "What planet are you from?" consider
it. We all march to the beat of a different drum, and if that's
what does it for him, why not indulge him? Just because the
"average" population doesn't appear to need or want
the same, who cares? So long as no one is being hurt physically or
emotionally, and it doesn't become a necessity (which then
moves it into fetish territory), aim to be a healthily adventurous
Anything Goes Girl. Nothing kills a sex life faster than a partner who refuses to
push herself out of her sexual comfort zone. If you refuse every
time he suggests something new, you're sending a clear signal:
Your pleasure and needs aren't important to me. Judge him for
suggesting something "bad" or "shocking," and
you virtually guarantee he'll never propose doing anything even
vaguely interesting ever again.
Get over It
Adopt this motto: "If I have no real moral objections to what
my partner wants to try, but just don't fancy it, I will try it
once." If you would truly rather get a root canal than even
attempt it, try to recapture the spirit of what he's suggesting
‑- role play, dirty talk, etc. ‑- but with different specifics. Or
simply come up with a different idea that's just as
experimental, so (a) he doesn't feel rejected and (b)
you're still broadening your sexual horizons.
Sex Sin #3: Not Knowing Thine Own Body
Most women have their first orgasm solo because, unlike
men's, our orgasms aren't an easy process. While he's
struggling to control embarrassing, impromptu erections on the train or desperately counting backwards
from 500 in a bid not to orgasm in class, most girls are
doing quite the opposite. We're locked away in a darkened room
trying to figure out what buttons to press, and how to make
something happen, desperately hoping our flatmate doesn't barge
in before it does. Frustrating? Yes. But ultimately worth it: 95
percent of
women who masturbate can orgasm that way. In fact, if
you're a female who has never masturbated, it's extremely
likely you've never had an orgasm in your life.
Get over It
If you're not as orgasmic as you'd like to be, put in the
effort now to figure out why. Experiment with different
masturbation techniques and touches until you hit on some that are
consistently successful and partner-friendly. Pay attention during
sex. Be aware of what you're enjoying and what's not so
nice. Think about past sex sessions, old lovers and fantasies about
new ones until you're confident you have a clear map of your
individual sexual response system in your head. Above all, ditch
any ridiculous expectations that you don't have to work at your
sex life. We all tend toward a presumption that good sex magically
"just happens." But the reality is, six years into a
relationship you won't be as passion-hungry as you were six
weeks after meeting him. Why is it that we accept that our bodies and faces will age over time, and will
need more work to keep them looking good, yet we assume our sex and
love lives will require zero effort from both parties? Recognize
that you have to work at it, and you'll see more long-term
results.
Sex Sin #4: Never Taking Charge
If you always wait for your partner to initiate sex, you're
seriously missing out. Power can be a huge turn-on, and nothing
feels sexier than being the one unzipping the trousers and having your wicked way with him.
Initiating sex when that's not your usual style can jump-start
even the most sluggish of libidos. With your partner pleasantly
caught off-guard, you'll get a buzz from being in the power
position.
Get over It
Make the first move as often as possible ‑- and keep having sex
even when you don't really feel like it. Human beings are
creatures of habit: Our bodies thrive on routine because it keeps
things simple in a complex world. Have a waffle every day after
lunch and within three or four days, buying and eating them will
become automatic. Your body will wait for that sugary carb rush (and
your thighs will get bigger and bigger, but that's beside the
point). By setting up a craving cycle and having regular orgasms,
your body will expect its regular sex quota. It's worth pushing
yourself
when you're not longing for it , if for no better reason
than to keep your libido stable.
Sex Sin #5: Being Easily Embarrassed
We've all been there. One minute you're groaning and
moaning with unbridled lust, then suddenly the next noise is, shall
we say, less erotic? Or who hasn't turned on the lights to
discover that her period arrived early, and the bed looks like a
battlefield? Only last week I woke up to see a (new) lover staring
at me with absolute astonishment: I hadn't removed my makeup
the night before, and the false eyelashes I'd been wearing for
a film shoot had worked their way down my face and looked like
little spiders sleeping on my cheeks. A friend of mine recently
humiliated herself by pushing her new boyfriend downward, then
suddenly remembering that she'd applied yeast infection cream a few hours before. She
pulled him back up in the nick of time for the confession.
Get over It
Embarrassing, but highly amusing sex stories abound ‑- and for good
reason. We're dealing with something that forces us to get up
close and personal with someone else, and that means there's
very little you can get away with. Smelly breath and smelly body parts, openings and orifices that start
"talking" on their own accord, there are so many
potential disasters, you'd have to avoid being in the same room
altogether to guarantee looking smooth and cool all the time. Give
up now.
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