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Sunday, November 29, 2009
21 Halloween Costumes That Will Not Get You Laid
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I heart slutty Halloween costumes.
Yes, I’m one of those total w----s who creatively shows as much
T&A as possible and then struts around like I’m a fantasy
woman. Why would I pass on the chance to be a totally uninhibited,
confident, sexy b---- ? It’s the one day of the year that I get to
prance around like a skank, awkwardness-free, so I take it! And let
me tell you, when it comes to seduction, costumes can work like a
charm—especially if you follow my tips
for getting laid on Halloween.But while the formula is easy for
girls—go nearly naked—men’s “sexy outfits” can easily go horribly
wrong. Case in point: The Shocker, aka a man dressed as two in the
pink, one in the stink. While I like an extra finger as much as the
next gal, there’s no way I’d go for a guy dressed as a foam one. Is
that a shocker? Yet, this jumbo hand is being mass produced
and marketed to men. Clearly, there’s a difference between showing
your playful, sexy side, and showing too much of that inner perv. I
already warned you about unsexy
t-shirts, so to help stop you from striking out on Halloween or
to just give you something to point and laugh at, here are 21
“sexy” Halloween costumes that will not get you laid.
Written By Simcha Whitehill for
The Frisky
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Posted by Janet Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:44pm PDT
my comment is i think this is very funny would like to have them all for my man. cute sexy babys.
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Posted by Janet Tue Oct 27, 2009 4:46pm PDT
we have to keep shine going this is a great thing. SHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted by Angel Morbid Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:20pm PDT
First of all I want to say that those spammers are really pissing me off. If I could, I'd bring back the "18 year old getting with a 40 year sugar daddy" dating web site spam. At least that's shorter and less of an eyesore.
Secondly, HAHAHA to the costumes. Guys actually think this will get them laid? Good luck with that. "Two in the pink and one in the stink" for those who know what costume I referring to. lol
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Posted by D Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:03pm PDT
Trust me there are many more out there that are not shown... I've seen them.. and EEEW!
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Posted by Mauna Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:54am PDT
Who wants to get laid by any of them anyhow!....they are the REASON and CAUSE why HIV and other various permanent STD Viruses get spread among this planet....something else that the high plains of life don't tell the truth about their own kind....I knew there was and still is a good reason why I chose to remain in celibacy yet, having to continue to witness how HIS takes and uses for his own vile pleasures among 7 billion souls...A Christian like GOD? Hardly.
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Posted by binnphoenix Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:46am PDT
While these costumes are funny in one way, I would feel really sorry for the single guy wearing something like this out to a Halloween party. I would get it if it was a bunch of guy friends decide to be annoying to their wives, but if a single guy really thinks this will help him in the dating department, then we now understand why he can not get a date or laid!
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Posted by None Wed Oct 28, 2009 5:17am PDT
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn! I wanted one of those!
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