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Thursday, November 26, 2009

10 animated characters we'd rather see in Playboy than Marge Simpson

    • The Playboy cover. Something is just very, very wrong about this.
    • Daphne from 'Scooby Doo' may be too expected...but come on. So. Much. Better. Than. Marge.
    • Daria, in a kind of nerd-hot, Tina Fey way
    • Princess Jasmine
    • Anyone from Josie and the  p----cats
    • Rowr! Jessica Rabbit
    • Jem. Obviously.
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The Playboy cover. Something is just very, very wrong about this.

Oh, man. If this isn't a cry for attention, I just don't know what is: "Classy" porn mag Playboy has placed beloved housewife and animated character Marge Simpson on its November issue for the purpose of attracting "readers in their 20s to a magazine where the average reader's age is 35."

Seriously? Because what really gets young men aroused is the image of a blue-haired cartoon mom from a 20-year-old show? And, don't even try to look at this (literally. heh.) from the perspective of "I'm just curious, what's under that strapless dress?" or even a weird fetish for yellow ladies with big teeth because, if you do, you will be sorely disappointed...she's not even naked!

Now, we're no prudes. We wouldn't mind a fun little cartoon babe centerfold--we'd definitely peek. But just not Marge. Above, our suggestions for ten illustrated hotties we'd much rather see in the raw.
Source: HuffPo




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  • None's Avatar
    Posted by None Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:56am PDT

    Oh f--- ! Marge Simpson! With that hideous raspy voice!!!!!!!!!!!! Please put Rogue from the 90's X-Men!! Those characters are hot, too bad the stupid movies didn't do them justice!

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  • brianpci's Avatar
    Posted by brianpci Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:20am PDT

    Aren't some of these choices younger than 18?

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  • Maria's Avatar
    Posted by Maria Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:11am PDT

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!! WTF =] THIS IS TO FUNNY... OH GOD GROSS WHY WOULD YOU IMAGINE CARTOONS NAKED!!

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  • Samuel's Avatar
    Posted by Samuel Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:30am PDT

    Marge is definitely better than all the ones you picked lol

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  • Ed's Avatar
    Posted by Ed Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:31am PDT

    Hello all: I'm a guy and if you have ever watched the Simpsons you would see that she, Marge, has a good-looking bod! The one they missed that I would vote no. one is 'Lois Griffin' of Family Guy. Lois has my vote! She is hot, hot, hot!

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  • Christopher's Avatar
    Posted by Christopher Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:20pm PDT

    betty boop is the hottest! YEAAAA

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  • dawn's Avatar
    Posted by dawn Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:29pm PDT

    cant wait!!! i knew marge had a naughty side to her LOL

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  • The Mims's Avatar
    Posted by The Mims Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:41pm PDT

    Playboy has officially jumped the shark.

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  • SILENT KNIGHT's Avatar
    Posted by SILENT KNIGHT Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:45pm PDT

    Wow. I can't believe anybody would really want to see a cartoon character naked or in Playboy. The internet is getting wierder by the minute and still hasn't caught up with life. This is truly an escape... but where the hell to is the question? and what the hell from is a better one?

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  • richietfan's Avatar
    Posted by richietfan Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:57pm PDT

    Your list is just wrong.. Jessica Rabbit is the only appropriate cartoon to be put on a Playboy cover. Most of the rest of the characters from your list remind me of my childhood. Thanks for sullying my memories.

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