User post: Why normal people should be estatic they are not celebrities on Shine

You may feel you need plastic surgery and wind up with a botched stomach like Tara Reid, or dead like Kanye’s mother, or need a neurosurgeon like Usher’s Wife.
People you may think are your friends will sell your information to tabloids for a quick buck.
Everytime you are bloated from the arrival of your monthly visitor, the world is informed you have a baby bump.
Your child is sick and you run to the store for medicine in your less than attractive sweats and the world thinks you’re on drugs.
Some fans become huge stalkers. You have to hire bodyguards and hope no one kidnaps you child for ranson money.
You may feel inclined to name your child Suri, Pilot Inspektor, or Poppy Honey.