Friday, November 27, 2009

User post: Why normal people should be estatic they are not celebrities

  • You may feel you need plastic surgery and wind up with a botched stomach like Tara Reid, or dead like Kanye’s mother, or need a neurosurgeon like Usher’s Wife.
  • People you may think are your friends will sell your information to tabloids for a quick buck.
  • Everytime you are bloated from the arrival of your monthly visitor, the world is informed you have a baby bump.
  • Your child is sick and you run to the store for medicine in your less than attractive sweats and the world thinks you’re on drugs.
  • Some fans become huge stalkers. You have to hire bodyguards and hope no one kidnaps you child for ranson money.
  • You may feel inclined to name your child Suri, Pilot Inspektor, or Poppy Honey.

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    Posted by Nomadic Fri Feb 27, 2009 5:00pm PST

    If they would go to more reputable plastic surgeons for minor augmentation, to help with a good diet and exercise plan, instead of 50 surgeries they would be okay.

    And some stars do not have those issues like a poster mentioned earlier.

    And plastic surgery will not fix aging because it is a short term fix.

    However our DNA and polluted earth are a couple of reasons for us to age faster.

    Looking into those would help people to be youthful into their old age.

    And if the human race keeps going immortality will eventually come.

    But that will be after people have mastered the equal sharing of resources among all.

    I'd love being a celebrity.

    I'd be laughing my ass off welcoming them to look into every niche of my life.

    Because my only vice would be dating a lot of women.. lolz

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