Anyway, Mr. Lansky has weighed in with a list of the Eight Worst Celebrity Baby Names of 2008.
Which is
worse - Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt or Bronx Mowgli Wentz? Sunday Rose
Kidman Urban or Honor Marie Warren? And what the hell is wrong with
the name Emme Anthony?
Read on to find out!
Here's a sample:
8.
Sunday Rose Kidman Urban
(daughter of Nicole Kidman and
Keith Urban)
This one doesn't seem that bad to me. At least not compared to
some of the others. Maybe the kid starts going by Rose. Rose is a
nice name. Sunday, not so much. Lansky says, "Apparently the
name was chosen to honor a patron of the arts in Australia, but
most people who hear or read the name will find it an odd choice
for an American girl born on a Monday." Whatever, dude.
That one isn't so bad. Bronx Mowgli Wentz, though - yowza.
5.
Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt
(son of Three Guesses, The First Two
Don't Count)
This name is odd. Lansky says that this poor lad will have trouble
in school and will be forced to explain his name as, "Knox. As
in Fort Knox." Yes. As in "my parents have more money
than Fort Knox." Then he'll select one of the thousands of
girls that want to date him and head over to the Viper Room in his
chauffeur driven limo. Now I realize that money isn't
everything. But it does make a dopey name a little bit easier deal
with.
For the remaining four names, including what Lansky thinks is the
worst Celeb Name of 2008,
click here.
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