Missouri Memo

I think I've made lots of enemies here in Missouri.  I'm sorry guys.  I'll try to stay out of your way.  Don't take it out on my daughter.  She was born here so she's one of you.  Willard residents...  I know you are a very proud people and many of you hate me.  That's your right.  I promise from this day forward to never claim you as my residence again on-line because I know you resent me.  To the High School, whatever you've got going with those gas cards, I want no part of it.  Please understand when I don't respond to your e-mails.  Because I have had some legal problems in the past, I prefer to stay away from financial dealings as much as possible.  My life is under a microscope.  Whatever the deal was about you telling my daughter that her friend's funeral was today when it wasn't, I didn't appreciate it.  She went over there to the church in good faith.  My house guest and her boyfriend I believe are seeing what they can do to mess me up.  I made her boyfriend mad when I asked him to leave because I don't like him here at night.  We are supposed to love our enemies so how many of you are up to the challenge?  I don't really want to be your enemy, but because so many of you hate me, I guess I am.