Missouri and Me

I guess I've made all kinds of enemies here in Missouri.  My dad was born here.  He was born in Monette in 1918.  I probably have other relatives here that I don't know about.  I am not from Willard, but I meant no harm listing it as my home since I have lived here now for 13 years at this address and I have lived other places in Missouri since 1992.  I moved here because I wanted a change.  California was getting real smoggy and poluted and the area of town where I lived in Sacramento had a lot of gang violence and I didn't want to raise my son Andrew in that kind of environment.  I have no dark shady past I am running from.  I did something not so smart since I have moved here, but previous to that I had a decent record in California.  I am sorry so many of you have felt the need to do your best to discredit me.  It has been hard living somewhere where you feel so unwelcome.  That is one reason why I stay cooped up in the house all the time.