Monday, November 23, 2009
Joke of the Day - In Seconds
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Joke of the Day - In Seconds
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife
woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway,
brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday. |
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Posted by carter Sat Jul 25, 2009 9:28am PDT
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up on the shore. She started to rub it and out popped a genie.
"Oh goodie, now I will get three wishes!" she exclaimed.
"No," said the genie, "You have been very bad recently, and because of this, I can only give you one wish."
"Let's see," says Monica, "I don't need fame, because I have plenty of that due to all of the media coverage. And I don't need money, because after I write my book, and do all my interviews, I'll have all the money I could ever want. But, I would like to get rid of these love handles, though. Yes, that's it, for my one wish I would like my love handles removed."
"Poof!"
And just like that... her ears were gone.
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Posted by nnn Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:57pm PDT
Hello Dj, that was kool, quick question ? did they have that scale all along ?!?!?
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Posted by lykz Sun Jul 26, 2009 9:26pm PDT
heheheh.............. ur so funny i think you have already recieve that kink of gift.,!? aren't u?
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Posted by Z Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:02am PDT
Haha! I'd give it a three thumbs up, but I only have two! So 2 thumbs up! lol That was funny.
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