Funny Stuff

     FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
>                   8-years old. Hateful little b------ . Bites!
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>                   FREE PUPPIES:
>                   1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. 
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>                   FREE PUPPIES.
>                   Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
>                   Father, Super Dog....able to leap tall
                     fences in a single bound.
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>                   FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
>                   Looks like a rat. Been out a while. 
>                   Better be a big reward.
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>                   COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
>                   Also 1 gay bull for sale.
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>                   NORDIC TRACK   
>                   $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
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>                   GEORGIA PEACHES
>                   California grown - 89 cents/lb. 
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>                   JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
>                   Must sell washer and dryer $300.
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>                   WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
>                   Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
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>                   And the best one?
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>                   FOR SALE BY OWNER:
>                   Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45                     
                      volumes. Excellent condition.
>                   $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,
>                   Got married last month. Wife knows everything.