What a does a man, a manly man, a rapping man do when he finds another man’s naked buttocks suddenly thrust into his face? If Eminem’s reaction to Sacha Baron Cohen’s MTV Movie Awards stunt is any way to tell, you are supposed to grimace horribly and keep as far way from the offending bottom as you possibly can. Make sure that the world never suspects that you have ever been in this position before. Make it look as though you’d slide right out of that auditorium chair if there was a physical way to do it without closing the gluteus gap.
Eminem’s aversion to getting to know Bruno, Sacha’s gay alter ego, is in keeping with his known disdain for things homosexual.
Well, at least Eminem didn’t go Danny Bonaduce on the dude.




