Children can be a wonder, a bottomless fount of new discover and surprise. They can also make you feel like you’re wasting your life. Kids these days are faster and smarter than their predecessors. Some same the greatest gift a parent can do for their child is to encourage them to improve on the generation before them. Why? Just so I can have a constant reminder of all my broken dreams while I stand in the shadow of my kid’s greatness? I, for one, am making sure that my children do not grow up to become more successful than I am, that way I’ll never have to utter the phrase “You think you’re better than me??!!” Just think how much less ackward Thanksgiving will be with my children knowing their rightful place, just slightly less magnificent than their father.
Cracked appears to agree and so they’ve offered this compliation of children so much smarter and talented than you it’ll drive you to drink.
Akrit Jaswal, Child Surgeon
Little Akrit performed his first surgery at the age of 7. Know what I was doing at seven? Eating glue...
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