Thirteen Ways Sarah Palin is Like a Pit Bull

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Question: If the difference between Sarah Palin, hockey mom, and apit bull is lip stick, then how are they the same?

Answers:

1. Both have the same IQ level

2. Identical levels of foreign policy experience

3. Neither one teaches their offspring about birthcontrol

4. Both seem to have unresolved hostility issues

5.You cant trust either one not to bite you in the ass

6.Neither one gives a hoot about global warming

7.Both enjoy hunting and killing small, furry creatures

8.Pit bulls often have bite marks on their ears, Sarah Palin often hasear marks in her sights

9.Neither one reads Harry Potter books to their kids

10.They are both adored by uneducatedrednecks

11.Both seem completely oblivious to global warming

12.Many people favorlaws requiring them to be muzzled in public

13.Neither is being interviewed by the major media regarding the upcoming election

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