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Saturday, November 28, 2009

BlackBerrys and Bikini Waxes Don't Mix

I don't care what deadlines are looming, or how important you think that e-mail is -- some things, like bikini waxes, are sacred.

woman holding wax treatment

Yvette Manessis Corporon: I'm all about multitasking. As a working mom, doing a million things at once isn't a choice, it's a way of life -- plain and simple, it's survival. That said, there comes a time when enough is enough. So listen up, all you multitasking mamas -- there's something you need to know -- BLACKBERRYS AND BIKINI WAXES DO NOT MIX.

Here's how I came to this conclusion: Enjoying a rare trip to the salon the other day, I shoved my BlackBerry in my purse and hopped onto the table for a little maintenance. Eyes closed, leg up in the air, I heard the familiar buzz beckoning from the bottom of my bag. Without missing a beat -- or dripping hot wax on me -- the waxer reached into my purse and handed me the BlackBerry. I admit it, instinct kicked in. Leg still up in the air, I went into work mode and started tapping away on the keyboard while the waxer got back to business.

That's when it hit me.

What the hell was I doing? Is nothing sacred anymore?! Laughing at how ridiculous the whole "working while waxing" thing is, I put the BlackBerry on silent and asked the waxer to shove it back in my bag. She looked at me dead seriously and told me that she didn't mind if I worked while she did. In fact, many of her clients BlackBerry away while she's landscaping their landing strips ... even when they're going Brazilian!

Seriously?! Come on, ladies; has it really come to this? I don't care what deadlines are looming, or how important you think that e-mail is -- some things, like bikini waxes, are sacred. What's next? Responding to e-mails while reading your kid a bedtime story (I know a few women who admit to this)? Or how about sneaking in a text while you're having sex (come on, you know who you are -- and so does your partner).

The bottom line is there is a time and place for multitasking. It's a rare treat to be able to focus on one thing at a time and not be pulled in a million directions. Having someone slather hot wax on you while pulling out your pubic hair is one of those times.


Yvette Manessis Corporon is an Emmy award-winning writer and producer. She is also the co-author of "Peeing in Peace: Tales and Tips for Type A Moms." Yvette lives in New York with her husband and two children.
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  • Louise's Avatar
    Posted by Louise Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:15pm PDT

    Haha wow!!! Multitasking in pain. That's pretty impressive. Maybe you could wax at home and work at the same time? I always do. I really like Bliss... They have a great offer right now, I saved like 20 bucks! Check out this video, the offer's at the end...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYLilNAqxtM

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  • MrsKlingonPasadena's Avatar
    Posted by MrsKlingonPasadena Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:03am PDT

    Hilarious! But I do think we have let our electronics take over our lives. So sad.

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  • Kitten's Avatar
    Posted by Kitten Fri Oct 23, 2009 11:54am PDT

    Unless the caller wants to hear me scream while I'm getting waxed, I won't be answering my cell.

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  • Vanessa Alexis's Avatar
    Posted by Vanessa Alexis Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:34pm PDT

    This is both hilarious and true. We get so caught up in multitasking that we don't ever fully engage in any one task.

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