Who do you think you are?"
"Put the ribbon on."
"Hey Bob, this guy won't wear the ribbon!"
"Who? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?" (such a classic episode!)
As I walked through the makeup counters of a popular department store, I was approached by an employee carrying dozens of little pink ribbons. "Hi! Here's your ribbon M'am. October is Breast Cancer Awareness month!", said the woman as she started to hand me one. I replied, "I am actually all set. Though thank you for the offer". Then it happened. The look of confusion that happens anytime when I turn down one of those cutsey, little pink ribbons. She furrowed her brow, gave me a look of disgust and could only mutter the words "WOW" and walked away. Other women stared at me and even gave me the eye roll of death. However, I walked away completely satisfied and quite happy with myself.
No, I am not a cold-hearted person. I don't club baby-seals, or taunt the neighborhood children for fun. And let me say it now, yes, I do have a family member who beat Breast Cancer. And I have a father who is a two-time survivor of Melanoma and a mother with Rhumetoid Arthritis (so let's not even go there with the usual "You've just never known anyone with Breast Cancer" BS)
IT ALL GOES TO RESEARCH, RIGHT?
WRONG! Most PINK supporters don't even know where the money
is going and certain organizations love that. There are so many
look-a-like charities. Here is an excerpt from the American
Institute of Philanthropy:
Do you homework America. Here is a helpful site that rates the best organizations to give your hard-earned money to. http://www.charitynavigator.org/index.cfm?bay=content.view&cpid=497
GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT
In a recent survey from the National Breast Cancer Coalition, women thought that one in eight women will be diagnosed with cancer this year. Fortunately, this is wrong. Fewer than 200,000 women will be diagnosed this year. Wow, companies sure have a way of scaring consumers when there are purchases to be made, huh?
WHAT ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE?
May is Skin Cancer Awareness Month. November is Lung Cancer Awareness Month, Alzheimer's Awareness Month, and Diabetes Awareness Month. I don't see too many hats, shirts, stickers, scrunchies, blenders, computers, or cereal boxes drawing attention to these or any other diseases. It's time to say enough is enough and do what we should have done from the very beginning- donate DIRECTLY to the organizations themselves.
I know that I am not alone in my strong distaste of the whole PINK thing. What are your thoughts?
