Sure, you could opt for surgery. I've personally seen enough of the blood-sucker-upper and skin-folding back on Dr. 90210's operating table to keep me out of any cosmetic surgery conversations. So what does that leave us?
Not much, ladies. Not much.
But what about exercises? Wasn't your older, wiser, feathered-hair cousin right about doing the whole arm bendy thingy religiously to make your breasts bigger?
And how about all these creams and ointments and pills on the market that purport to give your bosom a boost? You mean to say the preschool mommies didn't actually know what they were talking about when they swore this stuff worked? What the -- ?!
The answers are: No. And no.
Yahoo Health's resident RN and breast expert Lillie Shockney says none of it is worth your time, money or trouble for your ta-tas. Simply said: While the breast-ercises might bulk up your pecs a bit, they won't increase your cup size. And although the claims on the pills and potions sound miraculous and come with "guarantees," it ain't gonna happen, friend.
She says The Pill is your best bet if you need a pill for this kind of boob job. While taking oral contraception or hormone replacement will probably increase your breast size due to the upped estrogen level in your body, Shockney warns against using them for this purpose and says we need to weigh the risks first.
If you really want to go natural and really want to have bigger breasts, I do know from experience that pregnancy will, in fact, do that for you. Of course, you will have to also weigh the risks of never sleeping a full night again and surrounding yourself with mountains of plastic, talking toys forevermore in that case. (I kid, I kid).
'Fess up:
Have you ever slathered on a lotion or popped a pill in hopes of getting bigger breasts?
Read on:
Oh good! Flat chests are in this season anyway. Phew.
Boob jobs in a bottle make for one of our favorite conversations! I mean that and umm....the presidential election.
Moving south, let's redirect our OCD tendencies to our hoo-hoos.
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