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Sunday, November 8, 2009

Paging Dr. House... er, no thanks, actually

I watch House regularly, mostly because I really want to analyze my own (and Cuddy's and Cameron's and Wilson's) co-dependent fascination with emotionally detached men. In last night's episode, the Patient of the Week was a Jillian Michaels-esque infomercial fitness coach who was trying to sell DVDs to The Biggest Loser crowd. During the numerous tests for various exotic conditions that she didn't have, the team was surprised to learn that her stomach was "the size of a shot glass" because she had secretly had gastric bypass surgery. As is the case with House, the big reveal was followed by a commercial break and when we came back, we were treated to her Before picture, with a slumpy, large sweater-wearing fattie. Cue the onslaught of fat jokes from Dr. House, but what transpired is very spoilery, so let's meet up after the jump, ok?

Is gastric-bypass really the weight-loss miracle it's made out to be?

One of House's houselings, Dr. Taub, displays an alarming amount of unprofessionalism by basically calling her a hypocrite for misrepresenting her weight loss as a by-product of healthy living. The PotW states that she had tried everything--exercise, pills, diets--but nothing worked. Nothing. And they run more tests. And because they have to fill up an hour's worth of show, they decide on new conditions and diseases, but then more symptoms pop up that rule those things out. Finally, she is exhausted and asks Dr. Taub to wheel her to the cafeteria for the chocolate cake. Because she used to be fat, get it? And needs comfort food. Okay, we get it: she was a fattie and chocolate cake is the reason she was fat. But weirdly, after the next commercial break, just when the team is about to perform another, much more invasive and painful test, the PotW is better, so much better! House stares into space for a second (as he always does) and then tells her that she is basically sick because her body has a condition that needs extra fat and carbs. So the cure? Undo the gastric bypass surgery, take two Krispy Kremes and call me in the morning. However, the PotW is so afraid of being fat again that she'd rather take the marginally-effective drug treatment and live a lifetime in pain rather than gain weight again. Whuppah! Here's your weekly dose of ennui and despair for the human condition.

It's a good question, though, one that our Anne deals with on a regular basis. Lord knows, there are many painful and alarming side-effects to weight-loss surgery, some of them life threatening. But the PotW's decision seems to be condemned by the show's writers (through the mouth of House) as a sad pathetic choice. However, with the rampant increase in weight-loss surgeries over the last decade, people are making that choice every blessed day. They go into the surgery knowing the risks, understanding that they might not even wake up. They have to write a long description of what they will no longer be able to do, the things they won't be able to eat, the particular changes that they must make in their lifestyles. They negotiated this before they ever saw a scalpel. Why is it so mystifying that the PotW cares more about staying thin, when the entire world has enumerated time and time again that there is an OBESITY EPIDEMIC and fatness kills and oh noes u r in mah pantry, eetin up mah choclat cakez! (Read about this unexpected side effect of WLS.)

This is not the first time that the writers have taken on the topic of weight, but usually it's handled surprisingly well. However, this entire episode was mystifying. The patient was condemned for having been fat, again for having hidden the fact that she was fat, and then a third time for not wanting to be fat again. How do you win at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital? You can't. Not if you are or were ever fat.

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  • Rowdygirl's Avatar
    Posted by Rowdygirl Thu Dec 4, 2008 10:24am PST

    I don't watch this show and now I really have no desire to even give it a look.

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  • EMILY's Avatar
    Posted by EMILY Thu Dec 4, 2008 10:42am PST

    I LOVE this show. Something so satisfying about watching an a---- like house. I used to have great a---- freinds, but moving has made me miss them. Now i have House to fill that void.

    That said, i don't think that they so much condemmed her for being fat, as hiding the fact that she had weight loss surgery to get thin. She was telling all her customers to do it in a way that she had no experience with. I think that Taub condemmed her only for being such a hypocrite. Especially with that peaceful, hippie demeanor that she wore to do it with.

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  • jules's Avatar
    Posted by jules Thu Dec 4, 2008 11:10am PST

    She was not condemned for being fat (remember the episode with the little girl who was fat but exercised every day? and that Foreman used to be the fat kid? and that Taub used to be a plastic surgeon?). She was condemned for being a hypocrite, for telling all those people (on a TV show, for God's sake - like that 'compassion' is so discernable from 'let's-watch-fat-people-be-really-uncomfortable' television) that they could be skinny like her if they just tried really hard. She LIED to those people because she's proof of that lie. It didn't work for her. And people as heavy as the guy she's coaching up the stairs in the beginning probably can't get down to a 'normal' size without that kind of surgery. She should be telling them the truth, that if those workouts don't work, then it's okay to get gastric bypass, but use workouts to STAY healthy.

    And I think they captured the point in the last bit of the show: after she had actually convinced Taub that she was trying to be a role model - not just vain and shallow.

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  • cookingK's Avatar
    Posted by cookingK Thu Dec 4, 2008 11:52am PST

    Emily and Jules are right. The show was condemning her hypocrisy, not her weight or former weight. Weetabix missed the entire point.

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  • Lizbeth's Avatar
    Posted by Lizbeth Thu Dec 4, 2008 12:08pm PST

    Okay, first, i LOVE House. love the show, the cast, the topics. Sorry i missed this one cause I also LOVE eating disorders. I mean, they're awful, but it's a nice obsession I have with them.

    here's the deal, it's NOT an obesity epidemic in this country, it's a COMPULSIVE OVEREATING EPIDEMIC. The very term Obestity Epidemic is enabling in and of itself ebcause it assumes that fatness is some disease that one can catch from being a member of our society. It's not a catchy disease or something people fall victim too. We are not victimized by food-we may be prey to food companies and food advertising, but we are not hapless, helpless, innocent victims of Obesity. We might be victims of our own unrelenting desires for a million different reasons. I think a major factor is people's unwillingness to take responsibility for ANYTHING in our lives at this juncture. it's the fault of the patriarch, the economy, the company, the manufacturer, the government, our neighbor, our boss, our teacher, our parents, our doctor, our lawyer, God. It's everyone else's fault but never our fault. Everyone is a giant victim of life. Boo hoo.

    It's such a fanatastic miracle when you take ownership of the direction of your life and your own choices. When you become the director of your life and start owning your choices, everything gets better and improves and becomes lovely. All kinds of things can happent hat you didn't plan for, like say, being molested or raped or abused or some horror or trauma, or even being assaulted by an M&M commercial that makes green chocolates look better than sex,

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  • Annie Kay's Avatar
    Posted by Annie Kay Fri Dec 5, 2008 3:18pm PST

    I liked that episode. And you really CAN'T win with house. He pokes fun at everyone. Including thin people. I remember him in one episode saying to Camron "You're MUCH too thin to menstrate!"

    And I don't think that it was the fact that she used to be fat that they poked at, but the fact that she had gotten weightloss surgury and then became a fitness trainer to fat people who had probably tried everything else as well. She took the easy way out. They had to work so much harder.

    Heck, in a diffrent episode Forman even admits to a young, obese girl that he himself used to be chubby, until highschool, when he grew out of it! They've never had a case of someone who lost weight NATURALLY with diet and excersize without crash dieting. So once again, I don't think it was the fact that she used to be fat, but what she did to get rid of the fat and what she does for a living now.

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