Oh Kim Kardashian, I'm right there with you girl. Being raised an african american female in a country that is not always appreciative of our natural endowments, such as our big, beautiful, voluptuous booties, I have many times become more than a little annoyed at main stream media's portrayal of our bodies as being less than attractive in comparison to the Paris Hiltons and those unfortunate others of the world who are afflicted with that body type. Trust me on this, there's more undercover "booty worship" going on in America, and the rest of the world for that matter, than many want to admit to. Hence the constant, and somewhat redundant, mention of the size of Jennifer Lopez's rear end as an addendum to the wonderment of her metoric rise to superstardom. Excuse me, but did you not witness the literal kissing of her behind by her then boytoy Ben Affleck - BEHOLD! THE AWSOME POWER OF THE BOOTAE!!! Many have been happily, willingly whipped ,and other wise tamed in the presence of, and at the mere hint of a promise to bask in the glow of a bodacious bottom. Oh yeah, you have to respect that, and give that booty the adulation it deserves, and Paris - stop hatin -you know you wish you knew how it feels to have something to sit on besides your tailbone. Man, I can't imagine how uncomfortable that must be!!
Notwithstanding my own admiration of Ms. Lopez for many reasons other than the attractiveness of her bottom, let's just cut the crap now. Why would anyone actually WANT to have a flat butt - and delude themselves that this is ATTRACTIVE?? Puhleeze!! And yes, many times cellulite is an unavoidable byproduct of having been so blessed with the booty to die for, and,of course any of us who could afford it would certainly get rid of it if we could, but that's not always an option for those of us whose bank balance is lacking a couple or three zeros. But there are others of us who don't really worry about the inability to afford surgery because like myself and many other bootilicious women, we've been raised in an enviornment where this attribute is commonplace, and very much admired. As a result, we have been made to feel beautiful and sexy because of our curvaceousness, in a perfect world, every girl would have the blessing of nice cushion for her man to lose concentration over. Admit it boys - we could have way less than a mouthfull up top, but, if she's got a little something going on back there, you know you would be more than willing to rock it if given the opportunity. I am so over you people making a fuss about Kim Kardashian's butt, just get over yourselves already, and here's to you Kim, work it while you got it girl!
