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Would you rather: A boyfriend or a fried chocolate vanilla creme Pop Tart with Nutella?

My friend was just complaining about her newly vegetarian and overly weight-conscious boyfriend. "If he makes me go on one more silly hike or hit up another farmer's market for a single head of lettuce, I don't know what I'm going to do."

Keep in mind that she's a size 6. (Kate Moss, look what you've done to our society.)

"Every time I eat he says, "Quit while you're ahead!" And every time he says that, I want to eat a fried chocolate vanilla creme Pop Tart with Nutella on top." She said.

My slight attention deficit disorder kicked in with the image of a fried chocolate vanilla creme pop tart w/ Nutella. That sounded relatively creative and delicious.

So folks, what do you think? Does it sound good to you? Seems a little overly sweet, but nothing a glass of milk can't cure, right? Also, feel free to weigh in on how she should handle the beau. When it comes to this guy I say, "Go for the Pop Tart!"


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  • Sarah's Avatar
    Posted by Sarah Wed Aug 6, 2008 3:14pm PDT

    He doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a Barbie doll! I say dump him and find someone who accepts her for who she is, not what she eats. What a control freak!

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  • graylady's Avatar
    Posted by graylady Wed Aug 6, 2008 8:29pm PDT

    Tell him its your body not his and that you can handle it your way.

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  • Cursed Romantic's Avatar
    Posted by Cursed Romantic Thu Aug 7, 2008 3:20am PDT

    Well for one I think your friend needs to first wrap her mind around why she was first attracted to this guy and what the had in common to be together for so long before just ditching him for food. And another thing I wouldn't go for that sweet, it may sound good but it sounds like a major tummy ache waiting to happen. So I rather take the guy, whom I could likely compromise with than a treat that will have me holding my stomach for a few days there. Bu her choice it is.

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  • acb's Avatar
    Posted by acb Thu Aug 7, 2008 11:42am PDT

    Tell him to stop being such a p----. A fried poptart w/ nutella sounds delicious.

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  • DMLady's Avatar
    Posted by DMLady Fri Aug 8, 2008 8:58am PDT

    *happily munching on the fried Pop Tart*

    i'm sorry, what was the question?

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  • Julie's Avatar
    Posted by Julie Fri Aug 8, 2008 9:52am PDT

    criticism of your weight or eating habits is just step one of an abusive relationship. trust me, if he is willing to criticize you for that, it will get worse, not better if you accomodate. when this happens, do yourself a favor and move on.

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  • Kate's Avatar
    Posted by Kate Fri Aug 8, 2008 10:35am PDT

    I wouldn't date someone like that...for sure. I'm not sure about the whole fried pop tart either though....:)

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  • Alicia's Avatar
    Posted by Alicia Fri Aug 8, 2008 12:57pm PDT

    Ditch the boyfriend. He seems way too concerned with her weight. I say she should eat Pop-tarts instead.

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  • Red Lucai's Avatar
    Posted by Red Lucai Fri Aug 8, 2008 12:59pm PDT

    Go for the tart! The boyfriend can wait.

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  • kristin's Avatar
    Posted by kristin Fri Aug 8, 2008 1:04pm PDT

    pop tarts are disgusting and so is that nutella.

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