When “Twilight” merchandise goes too far: Robert Pattinson panties
editor
Though we'll never fully
understand the cult obsession with "Twilight" (we liked
the "Harry Potter" books better), onwards it goes,
yielding
loads of merchandise and memorabilia. From the innocent posters
and t-shirts, to the more fan-crazed
fragrances, pendants, and sweatpants that say "Bite
Me" on the bum, the market is flooded with
"Twilight" items, and quite frankly, we're growing
tired of it. But some people are too obsessed to be satisfied with
a mouse pad that declares, "I can't live in a world
where you don't
exist," and so they are off making custom panties with
Robert Pattinson's Edward Cullen's face on
them.
Seriously.
A "Twilight" fan site aimed at an 18+ audience unveiled
these custom panties, just in time for Halloween. A really nice
extra touch--Cullen's mouth is sewn into the crotch of the
undies. Ugh. Though they're not available for purchase (at
least not yet), this is so inappropriate and wrong! It's one
thing for youngsters to have a poster of the fictional vampire on
their wall, but when adults start making undies to keep the
vampire's face close to their lady bits, we're calling an
official time out. Enough is enough.
