I’m beginning to feel like I’m going through the four stages of grief when it comes to Paris Hilton. I started with Shock, moved into Denial, became really Angry when I found out that she was going to appear in my life even more often by invading department stores. And then I thought I had moved to Acceptance…until I saw this.
Yes, ladies, as if we haven’t had enough of the Paris blitzkrieg, we now have the opportunity to purchase the Paris Hilton Denim Collection. As if books, perfume, videos (ahem), and a new television show weren’t enough, you can now ensure that Paris has your back(side) in her jeans collection. Feast your eyes on some highlights from the collection: the Full-Length Skinny Jean with Zipper ($78) and the Twisted Seam Jean ($88). All a little less than $100, available through Dollhouse.com, and…insulting my intelligence.
Do
we really need to purchase a pair of jeans that have contrast stitching
around the butt and thighs, the largest parts of most women’s bodies?
Who comes up with this stuff? Oh, yes... Paris Hilton does. Click here to see yet another Paris-designed gem.
If
this collection truly becomes a hot seller, then I will be shocked, and
the process starts all over again. Even then, I’ll take my money and
put it towards therapy, not these jeans.
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