J.Lo Glows again, for the 16th time

Remember when J.Lo first launched her now famous Glow perfume back in 2002, where she herself posed half-naked in the ads? Well time sure flies, and wouldn't you know it, Jennifer Lopez has just launched her 16th fragrance: My Glow. And just how did she amass so many scents so quickly? Well, there's Glow, Miami Glow, Love at First Glow, Glow after Dark, Glow After Dark Shimmer, Sunkissed Glow... wait, what's the difference between Sunkissed Glow and Miami Glow? Well, as you can see, there's a Glow for every occasion, and as of last week there's My Glow, because just in case you didn't realize, all these Glows are the delightful essences of Jennifer Lopez... but she's willing to lend you a spritz for $49.50

What if you don't want to glow? Well there's Live, Live Luxe, and Live Platinum--because the pop diva/actress/designer may be Jenny from the block, but sometimes she still likes to kick it up a notch. And don't worry dudes: J.Lo hasn't forgotten you! You can always pick up a bottle of Deseo for Men (which compliments the feminine scents, Deseo and Deseo Forever).

We haven't even named them all, but keeping up with Jennifer Lopez is exhausting. For those still interested and swear by everything J.Lo, from your DVDs of "Maid in Manhattan" and "Monster in Law," to a massive pink diamond ring, you'll be delighted to know that a new fragrance, My Petite Glow, is currently under development. We're guessing it's in honor of cute little twins. You can market fragrances to toddlers, right?