Liz Bandihuman’s Blog

Once upon a Bandicoot(time, duh), I'm Liz Renee Nath. I'm just a picky eater and I'm just crazy, AGAIN! So anyway, my life is changed, because somebody made me feel stupid(which by an accident). Oh well, my parents NEVER listen to me! I felt all stupid, and according to the world, I felt like I eating something from Heck. Anyway, my mom sometimes buy some craudy things that my butt so big and makes me look like a wimp. Anyway, I'm scared of mostly anything which is something craudy or maybe made from Heck, so I might scream to the world, "WHY?" Until, a nerd named Dr Cortex is bugging me. I got no one to love me, except my parents,, because they are soo annoying like flies. Anyway, I fell in love with a young and a very cute bandicoot, which is a marsupial, named Crash. His eyes is green as the leaf in Spring, his fur is so soft, fluffy, warm, also orange, his body is so thin like me, and his hair is red and mohawk-like style. He looks Elvis to me though. I fell in love with his good looks. HE IS HOT! But, the problem is, I'm too nervous to go and talk to him. So, he came to me where I was sitting and he kissed me in the cheek. We began dating and have a great together, also we became close friends. AND, we live happily ever after.It's kinda a Cinderella story. Read More »